Intelligence Test

Something for seniors (or smarta$$ teenagers) to do to keep those “aging” grey cells active! And for you younger (smarta$$ teenagers) ones, to get them growing!! (hint: THINK LIKE A LAWYER) 11 Questions.

1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole… that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English Language… is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

8. What was the President’s Name…in 1975?

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

10. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in a third field?

Here are the Answers:
1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?
Answer: Johnny, of course.

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn’t discovered yet.

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly

6. Billy was born onDecember 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere.

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can’t take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.

8. What was the President’s Name in 1975?
Answer: Same as is it now – Donald Trump [Oh, come on ..]

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.

10. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.

weird elections

Some places had elections today, Washington being one of the states.  Garfield County with 30 registered voters (Wash Sec State web site) out of (2010 census) population of 2,266 people, (989 households, and 650 families) and not one ballot was used today. Strange! even stranger is the fact that 1232 voted for president for that county in 2016, (so wonder why they only show 30 registered voters???) another case of facts aren’t always what they seem..

how many parents?

how many parents have a clue as to what is on the phone their offspring is carrying around (aka electronic leash- according to some children).?

“A concerned Florida father turned his son’s phone over to police after seeing disturbing posts with guns shared on social media, but officers said they arrested the son after another discovery: child porn on his devices.”

Well someone saw something that wasn’t right and called the law, the son is 18, so having pictures of a 10 year old being sexually abused is going to be going to more legally problematic, but at least a creep is off the streets. I say congrats to the father for ‘see something, say something‘ and congrats to the police ‘DOING SOMETHING’.  Somehow I think this is not the doings of a certain department currently under the microscope for ‘outstanding leadership’ and other failings. It still remains a shame most parents haven’t a clue what’s on their child’s phone/computer. Most would likely be extremely shocked. It’s not an invasion of the child’s’ privacy to look at their phone/computer, it’s called parenting.

well said

Atlantic Beach, Florida Police Chief “If you are a police officer and you think to yourself for even one second that you will not be able to run towards the gunfire…please quit now. We won’t be mad.”

straight forward thinking

So let me get this straight… the school failed, the FBI failed, sheriff failed, officer on site failed, CPS failed, but media blames the NRA? –

So let me get this straight… the FBI, CIA, STATE, DNC, DOJ, Obama, Obama Admin, and Hillary conspired to steal the 2016 election, but the media blames Russia?

real sportsman

University of Iowa basketball player Jordan Bohannon missed a free throw on purpose Sunday to avoid breaking a program record held by the late Chris Street. Bohannon had tied Street’s Iowa record of 34 consecutive free throws made, but did not want to supplant him. Street died in a car accident in 1993, while he was still a junior at Iowa. “That’s not my record to have and obviously that record deserves to stay in his name,” Bohannon said after the game. “I’ve been really close with his family these past couple years and getting to know them a lot and just listening to his story, honestly.”

say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Broward County is under investigation for voter fraud after an inexplicable 103% voter turnout in the 2016 election. On the same ballot, Sheriff Israel received 18K MORE VOTES THAN HILLARY. There’s something seriously wrong with all of this…

it figures

ever looked what congress person represents broward [cowards] county?

none other than Debbie Wasserman Schultz

{don’t surprise me none}

demo memo

sure seems to be a lot of ‘facts’ that don’t match certain officials sworn testimony we all watched on the one eye babysitter

it keeps getting worse

Parkland school system failed the community as well, reporting that a policy was instituted to cut down on in-school arrests, fearing racial bias. Since the policy was enacted, 1,000 average annual arrests became less than 400. It seems the government at ALL levels had a hand in this event being allowed to happen. Oh no, he committed criminal acts, lets just expel him to keep our arrest numbers down to make us look better in the press. SAD, SAD, SAD!

Cowards of Broward

Several Broward sheriff’s deputies waited outside rather than rush in as the killer was gunning down students. Sworn to  serve and protect.  These officers served without honor and distinction. Sheriff Israel and the cowards need to be charged with negligent homicide. That is called accountability. Their training program needs a complete overhaul along with their incoming processes to weed out the people who would/could not serve and protect- especially when it involves children, the future of this country. MOVE IN & TAKE CHARGE would have been the appropriate response for police arriving on the scene.

his speech

Ain’t it great to be talking about the great economy and job outlook, tax cuts and constitutional  judges instead of gender confusion and bathrooms, global warming, and health care that lets you keep your doctor?