be carefull!

it’s minus 17 (F) outside, with near gale force winds, the heating apparatus is furnacing along almost constantly, but I’m warmly bundled up and sipping my coffee under my blankie, sure won’t be going outside to pee or anything else for that matter today!

and now it’s 18.6 and still dropping….brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr… pity the woofers today…don’t eat the yellow icicles and stay away from the poopcles too!

yesterday

Yesterday, a beautiful girl asked me whether I wanted to watch a movie. She said, “What do you want to see?”

Me: You pick.

Her: You pick.

Me: I don’t care which movie. You pick.

Her: Sir, there are people behind you in line waiting to buy tickets.

moral of the story

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:

  1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
  2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
  3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

truth

Only a few short months ago dems were defending the rights of their democrat mob thugs to actually beat conservatives up, harass them, spit in their faces and chase them from restaurants and movie theaters etc- now they are whining about a kid “smirking” and “disrespecting” a democrat agitator drunkard and liar. Excuse me while I smirk.