Connor speak

When I was young, my father emphasized every day how important it was to wear a condom if I ever had sex.

He said, “Any person willing to have sex with you will sleep with almost anyone else.”

YEeeeeoooooOW OUCH….dang rosko…that’s a low blow, like way below the belt…Meko

an answer

“When do we have the million MAGA march on silicon valley?”

Would only happen on a very limited scale. Patriots don’t organize and demonstrate. There are no constitutional “community organizers” . Constitutionalists believe in individual rights and liberty not group rights, grievances and victimhood. Besides most are busy working, contributing, raising and caring for families. They mostly work in the private sector or own their own small businesses. They aren’t students or public payroll union employees with unlimited personal time to get on buses and travel to street protest.

So there you have it. In my opinion.

Free speech is in the minds of the beholder, and all the beholder’s are liberals …M

Not that it would help. I know people who would turn over their children to the government before they would give up the fakebook and youboob.

Big Old Pecan Tree

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

“One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,” said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, “One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me ….”

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend, he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

“Come here quick,” said the boy, “you won’t believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!”

The man said, “Beat it, kid, can’t you see it’s hard for me to walk.” When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, “One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.”

The old man whispered, “Boy, you’ve been tellin’ me the truth. Let’s see if we can see the Lord…?” Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last, they heard, “One for you, one for me. That’s all. Now let’s go get those nuts by the fence and we’ll be done….”

They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.

Bullies

My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again.

Tomorrow, I’ll bring an MP5.

Newest Navy Ship

The US Navy has just commissioned the “USN Obama” it’s 20 feet long and is crewed by 10 transgenders, it has no guns or firepower, and is painted pink with a big yellow stripe from bow to stern.

Yes, confirmation Connor is ON the warpath again…Thomas (but still funny)

A O C

AOC (All Out Commie)

The Jackass Party, as a whole, has adopted the credo “Reality is whatever I say it is”. And no one has stopped them. In fact, the dunces they have produced since they took over “education” adore them for it.
Until we can shout them down and make them accountable for the excrement they keep flinging, they’ll keep pushing their delusional crap into more and worse flights of societal murder.

he’s not so free now

Authorities in Minnesota charged a “free citizen” with two felonies after a standoff with police where a “device” was pulled from his RV that was shaped like a pig and could qualify as an explosive, a report said.

The standoff started after Dennis Duane Vann, 42, was pulled over by police for a revoked license, The Pioneer Press reported. He allegedly told officers that he didn’t need a license because he is a “free citizen.”

A tense standoff ensued and lasted from 5:10 p.m. until 9:30 p.m. on Wednesday, the report said.

Scott Nadeau, the Maplewood Police chief, told the paper that more charges could come pending a test on the pig-shaped device that is being eyed as a possible explosive. The report said the words “(expletive) the police” was written on the device. Vann allegedly said “a couple of cops are going to die” during the incident.

He only came out of the RV after officers released chemical rounds into the RV and deployed a robot to take apart the vehicle, the report said. Besides the revoked license, Vann reportedly had a warrant out for his arrest over failure to pay child support.

The sovereign citizen ideology is a belief that individuals are “immune from federal, state, and local laws and that many Constitutional amendments are false.”

It also says supporters believe they have “unfettered authority to travel ‘on the land,’” and don’t have to pay government fees and taxes, “(rejecting) the authority of the government, law enforcement, and the courts.” In short, many believe the government is illegitimate.

….. His argument of being not bound by the law might have worked…If he’d been talking to the FBI and told them his last name was Clinton. ……

I take it Connor is one the war path again….oops identity appropriation…Thomas down yonder

Sit on and rotate Pisan…C

old folks

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. “Well, doc, it’s like this–first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?”

The old man replied, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open.

crazier than crazy

A 41-year-old Massachusetts woman is facing charges after reportedly assaulting a young man who was wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat.

What are the details?
The incident in question took place at a Falmouth, Massachusetts, Mexican restaurant last week.

Bryton Turner, 23, was wearing the hat inside the eatery, reportedly minding his own business, when Rosiane Santos stalked over and began harassing the young man over his hat.

According to video obtained by WFXT-TV, Santos approached him and began berating him for his hat. She then knocked the hat off of the young man’s head.

Turner caught the video on his cell phone.

Geo Macarao, a bartender at the eatery, told WFXT that Turner was minding his own business when Santos approached him.

“[H]e just walked in and ordered his food,” Macarao said.

After police arrived on the scene, Santos reportedly told them that Turner shouldn’t be allowed to wear such an offensive hat inside a Mexican restaurant. Despite being taken away by police, Santos tried to make another swipe at Turner on her way out the door.

She just tried to grab my hat in front of four officers,” Turner said. “Not smart.”

Macarao added, “I couldn’t imagine somebody just coming up and hitting them when there’s cops right there.”

Santos — a Brazilian immigrant — later said that she was actually the victim in the incident, and told police that Turner’s hat upset her.

“I had a little bit to drink maybe that’s the reason that I couldn’t walk away but being discriminated for so many times in my life, I just had to stand up for myself,” she explained. “He’s not a victim. I am the victim. I have been bullied, OK?”

Police charged Santos with disorderly conduct, as well as assault and battery.