Today I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
“Triggered AOC: ‘I Could Win a Nobel Prize in Physics and They’d Still Call Me Dumb’”
note for AOC: after ‘sum1’ won the Nobel Prize for doing nothing other than winning an eection, I don’t think to many ordinary main stream flyover country people are impressed with winning one these days….
Airhead Occasional Cortex could be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize and it would not change her IQ
If you (Airhead) were awarded a Nobel prize, you’d be a dumb Nobel prize winner
One must be very dumb to believe that being gifted a Nobel Prize makes someone smart.
Tell an intelligent lady that she’s an idiot and she’ll pass no heed on you. But tell a dumb lady she’s an idiot and she’ll blow her top because she’s been told it all her life and subconsciously she knows it’s true.
Al Gore got a Nobel too for environmental psuedo science.
Yasser Arafat also got the Nobel Peace Prize for killing thousands of Israelis. The Nobel Peace Prize obviously means nothing although it would be nice to cash the check that comes with it.
Jimmy Carter received his simply as a dig by the Nobel Committee against GW Bush according to a member of the committee.
To be fair, she isn’t any dumber than your typical Democrat politician. She just doesn’t know when to keep quiet.
You are not going to win a Nobel in physics and you’re still dumb.
It reminds me of Winston Churchill’s duel with Lady Astor (they mutually despised each other). Lady Astor: “Winston I do believe you are drunk.” Churchill: “And Madam I believe you are ugly. In the morning I shall be sober.”
Give the criteria the Nobel committee used to award the peace prize to Obama for doing absolutely nothing, it’s entirely possible that AOC could be awarded the prize for physics–and yes, she would still be dumb as a rock.
Man says to his boss “Can we talk? I have a problem.”
Boss says “Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!”
Man says “Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity.”
An angry wife says to her husband “ I should’ve married the devil he would’ve made a better husband than you!”
The husband responds “you would’ve been arrested because marriage between relatives is illegal in this country”
p.s. happy birthday OLD LADY….