Two lovely skimpily dressed female persons of indeterminate hair color are on a river bank holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.”

“We don’t have any.” replied the first woman.

“Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses.” said the game warden.

“But officer,” replied the second girl, “we aren’t fishing. All we have are magnets at the end of our lines and we’re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.”

The game warden lifted up the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. “Well, I know of no law against it,” shrugged the game warden, “take all the debris you want.” And with that, the game warden left.

As soon as he was out of sight, the women started laughing hysterically. “What a dumb Fish Cop! Doesn’t he know that there are steelheads in this river?!”


A priest, a minister and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job.

So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins:

“When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast.

“Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.

little Billy

Nancy Pelosi was visiting a primary school in Orlando and visited a grade four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Nancy Pelosi if she would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy.’ So our illustrious Speaker of the House asked the class for an example of a ‘tragedy’.
One little boy stood up and offered: “If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy”
“No,” said Pelosi, “actually, that would be an accident.”
A little girl raised her hand: “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy.”
“No-No”, explained Pelosi. “That would be a great loss.”
The room went silent as no other child volunteered an example.
“Isn’t there one of you here who can give me an example of a real tragedy?”, asked Pelosi as she searched the room.
Finally at the back of the room. Little Billy raised his hand. The teacher held her breath. In a quiet voice he said: “If the airplane carrying you, Adam Schiff, and Jerry Nadler were suddenly struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile and blown out of the sky, that would be a tragedy.”
“Fantastic!” exclaimed Pelosi, “That’s right… and can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”
“Well,” says little Billy, “It has to be a tragedy because it sure as hell wouldn’t be a great loss… and you can bet your sweet ass, it wouldn’t be an accident either!”
The teacher fainted.

watching the news

•How do riots breakout in full force in all the major cities within hours of each other today?

•Why were crisis actors advertised and hired in each of these cities?

•Why was wheelchair lady at Target seen laughing after being sprayed with the fire extinguisher and getting up and waking away?

•Why are rioters seen with beenies on, in 90°, with headphones sticking out, talking into mics/who are they talking to?

•Watch for the black umbrellas-why are people bringing black umbrellas to riots – they are riot leaders (all that have been videoed are white).

•Why is there someone in a bright pink, yellow or lime green shirt always following the person with the black umbrella?

•Why did a full plane load of blacks arrive Atlanta, get on a bus and were taken right to the riot site downtown?

•If you do not believe someone is backing this, paying the bill for these riots to take place, on schedule – you are sadly mistaken.


Contact Tracers are Compliance Officers Backed by Police and Operating under Governor’s Orders
Contact Tracers are based on public sector workers in the area of public health, or NGO’s that rely on funding from DNC backed philanthropy and state budgets. They all rely on their relationship to the DNC to exist.
Among the first NGO’s to receive grants to carry out Contact Tracing work is PIH – Partners In Health. This group, funded by the Clinton Foundation, worked in Rwanda and Haiti. Chelsea Clinton sits on the governing board, and other prominent backers and allies include Rahm Emanuel, Epstein, and Gates.
An investigative report by Raul Diego for Mint Press gives a comprehensive outline of just how Contact Tracers as a type of Compliance Officers from PIH, will work. From his journalism, we see components of the program and how they are meant to dovetail as part of the coming 2020 electoral strategy.
Clinton tweeted in mid-May, urging other governors in the country to follow California governor Newsom’s order for mail-in ballots.
Contact tracers as part of the NGO Industrial Complex, as a private-charter variation of the public sector, only less accountable, will become a new layer of society invested in preserving their work by voting to maintain their budget.
Because Contact Tracers can enter the homes and because some voting polls may also be closed, we can see where Contact Tracers will ‘assist’ voters in their homes with their mail-in ballots. We can predict that in Democrat voting households there will be a disproportionate increase in ballots that actually wind up being counted.
While there has been focus on HR 6666 that adds financing for Contact Tracers, there are ways these can be financed (as they already are) anyway. The ‘bailouts’ at the end of March included massive provisions for the NGO sector dealing in areas of civil society ranging from immigration to public education and healthcare.
These were the Families First Coronavirus Response Act (FFCRA), and the Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security (CARES) Act.
At-home methods of electronic voting and mail-in that do away with exit-poll cross-checks, is the preferred general strategy the Democrat Party will use to steal the election.
Polls showing Biden ahead should be discounted prima facie, as these are the polls before that intentionally projected Hillary Clinton despite unpublished polls used by the campaigns to the contrary. Both campaigns had a clear understanding that Trump had a very strong chance of winning on that decisive night. This is why ‘insurance policies’ were openly discussed by team Clinton as the election approached.
The fake polls will be used to show that Biden had a strong chance of winning all along. That’s pertinent to the strategy to oust Trump by way of coup tactics.

as we have said

In the past week, Dr. Anthony Fauci and the New England Journal of Medicine have admitted that masks are little more than symbols. Virtue signaling.

For those of you who shout “science” like it’s a Tourette tick, this is from the New England Journal of Medicine on May 21, 2020:

We know that wearing a mask outside health care facilities offers little, if any, protection from infection. Public health authorities define a significant exposure to Covid-19 as face-to-face contact within 6 feet with a patient with symptomatic Covid-19 that is sustained for at least a few minutes (and some say more than 10 minutes or even 30 minutes). The chance of catching Covid-19 from a passing interaction in a public space is therefore minimal. In many cases, the desire for widespread masking is a reflexive reaction to anxiety over the pandemic.

So, why are we ordered to wear masks? Symbolism. From the same article in NEJM:

It is also clear that masks serve symbolic roles. Masks are not only tools, they are also talismans that may help increase health care workers’ perceived sense of safety, well-being, and trust in their hospitals.”

The Surgeon General was widely mocked and ridiculed for suggesting in March that masks might even increase the spread of the virus. Yet, here, the esteemed New England Journal of Medicine provides the same warning to mask-wearers:

“What is clear, however, is that universal masking alone is not a panacea. A mask will not protect providers caring for a patient with active Covid-19 if it’s not accompanied by meticulous hand hygiene, eye protection, gloves, and a gown. A mask alone will not prevent health care workers with early Covid-19 from contaminating their hands and spreading the virus to patients and colleagues. Focusing on universal masking alone may, paradoxically, lead to more transmission of Covid-19 if it diverts attention from implementing more fundamental infection-control measures.”

Thus, the argument is over. Anyone who advocates universal masking is merely engaging in virtue signaling, not public health.

It’s time to unmask. I, for one, don’t have enough virtue to signal.

drill bitting

Me: “Hey, what happened to all the smaller drill bits we used to have in the shop?”

Brad: “OH, they keep breaking because they’re so old.”

Me: “Old? I’ve had the same set of drill bits since I started working here and haven’t broken any.”

Brad: “Well they’re really dull so I’ve had to push on them hard to drill through anything.”

Me: “……”